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In David Ayer’s Fury, Brad Pitt returns to World War II as “Wardaddy,” the commander of a tank name “Fury”—hey, that’s the name of the movie too!—and its crew (Shia LaBeouf, Logan Lehrman, Michael Pena, Jon Bernthal) battling its way across Nazi Germany in 1945. Ryan: Did you know that war is terrible?
Robert Downey, Jr. and Robert Duvall star in The Judge, a legal drama in which one of these celebrated actors plays the other’s father. See if you can guess which is which! Rebecca: The Judge begs the question: How much Robert Downey, Jr. is too much Robert Downey, Jr.?
The following review contains all of the spoilers for Gone Girl. Seriously, all of them! If you are at all interested in seeing this movie, we strongly encourage you to do so first, then read what we have to say. An adaptation of the 2012 bestseller of the same name, Gone Girl is the story of a Missouri housewife (Rosamund Pike) who goes missing under suspicious circumstances, while her husband (Ben Affleck) attempts to piece […]
Rebecca: Finally—a dystopian sci-fi teen flick that gets rid of pesky girl power, goofy costumes and cheesy love triangles! If you took The Hunger Games and removed all the drawn-out anticipation of the games, the complex relationships and internal conflict, all the world building and scope, what remains is The Maze Runner, a male-centric fusion of Lost and Lord of the Flies that, while extremely derivative, perhaps is not altogether without merit. As directed by […]